War of the Burning Sky

Entry #90 -- Wherein I Chase Monks
...and then they chased me! They changed the rules!

Heya Mr. Book~

We made it back to Eresh, where Bird Monk told us that the big cheeses of the monastery was FINALLY okay with talkin’ with us, and even sent some guys to take us there. I guess the place is led by two brothers, Pilus and Lonjin Logi Lonny. I dunno much about Lonny except he likes to wear a fancy mask and be all “mysterious” and “whispery”. I know a bit more about Pilus (since you helped remember for me, Mr. Book!) and he does kinda look like the type of guy that would be kinda sneaky about stuff. He was buddies with that warlord-king-guy Omnomnom or whatever-his-name-is. I still think it was weird that he was all “the Ragesians aren’t anything to worry about” and now he’s all “we need to kill ’em now”. Still, it ain’t the first time people had to change their mind about stuff. I’m still iffy ’bout him, though.

Speakin’ of iffy, Castagorn (the big guy) said he was gonna follow us now, for some flimsy-type-reasons. Y’know, “Destiny told me to” and “It feels right”. I mean, if Destiny told you to jump off a bridge, would ya do it? Not unless it had a dagger by my neck. Still, I don’t think he’s sneaky enough to be a bad guy. Just kinda dumb.

He was bein’ nosy, though. He was talkin’ with Bre about what we’re doin’ and what we saw and stuff. She’s kinda good at readin’ people, so I figure if she trusts the big guy, it can’t be all bad. She filled him in on stuff that’s prolly important, like Trilliths (the weird dream monster things that usually kill stuff like Madness and Indomitability, but have at least one nice one with Balance that’s inside Bird-Monk’s head right now) and what we’re doin’ (Which is helpin’ Seaquen out to fight the Ragesians, which right now means helpin’ the monks, which means findin’ the Torch that ol’ Coaltongue had before he disappeared, which is probably in his old castle Greyskull that right now is covered in a big fire storm that’s WAY worse than the fire-forest we were in) and how we got roped into this whole thing in the first place (I just wanted to kill stuff).

Then they started talkin’ about Bird-Lady, Rylik and me. It was just the usual stuff at first, like Bird-Lady is nice, Rylik’s thing with skulls is weird, Beryl’s really stab-happy (and I am, but that’s nothin’ new) and then Castagorn got all ‘Should we trust the stabby one?’ Esme thought it would be funny to spook him when he was all nervous like that, so I tried to sneak up on him and Bre. Bre saw me comin’, but the big guy jumped out of his own skin! Guy needs to learn how to relax. I mean, we only kill the people that deserve it, like the Ragesians… Monsters trying to eat us… Guilders… I should probably make a list. Then again, Esme can keep track of that stuff way better than any list can.

We’re gonna be busy waitin’ for a week while the monk brothers make an orb so we can go storm castle Greyskull. I’ve been busy learnin’ how the monks move so dang quick. I mean, I’m pretty fast on my feet, but they always seem to be JUST out of reach when I tried to catch ‘em. Then when it was my turn to run away, they were like… tougher to run away from than a shadow. It’s a weird way of learnin’, but it’s kinda fun. Like a not-deadly game of tag.

I’ll write again later, Mr. Book~ Maybe when I’m not so tired from runnin’ around.

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Entry #88 & #89 -- Wherein a Long Fight Happens
Two entries worth of fight! Honest and for truly~

We killed the bullnado after stabbin’ it a couple times. It was pretty tough, but he kept flyin’ up where I could just nail it with my daggers. Smart, it ain’t.

Everyone poked around to see if they could save the people in the person-jars, but even if we did… we couldn’t do nothin’ for ‘em. They were already half-mutat half-mutata They were already in the middle of bein’ monster-ified, and it’s hard to un-monsterify without killin’ ‘em. Rylik was wantin’ to write some notes about the whole thing, but we wanted to kill the people doin’ all this so they would stop. So we charged through some doors and went into a neat room with a floaty statue hangin’ off some chains and other cool stuff.

Then we got lightnin’ blasted by some cheap monk girl. She was like the other monks we fought before, but she was WAY tougher. She even made herself invisible, somehow. Shame she wouldn’t tell me how to do that, but I don’t think I’d believe her if she did. She’s THAT tricky. We tried holdin’ her down, but she kept bouncin’ around like a ball in a cage, boooooing-boooooooing zap-zap-ZAP~ It’s REALLY hard to hit somethin’ that won’t hold still AND is invisible. She nearly killed Rylik and the guilder, but we got lucky with some last shots when she let her guard down. Rather than get killed, she ran away as a big tornado started to come our way. We couldn’t find anything important in the room with what little time we had, so we had to book it. That means run, Mr. Book; not throw you at ‘em or somethin’ silly like that. We had to leave most of the guilder behind, since he kinda died. Not that it was a big loss or anything. Rylik managed to save his skull, for some dumb reason. We could see maybe savin’ the big guy’s noggin, since he’s actually kinda useful. But the guilder? Should’ve left all of him to rot.

We’re kinda hidin’ out in this dinky cave until the wind dies down a little. After that, we’re headin’ to Eresh and seein’ if the monk guys are FINALLY willin’ to talk to us. I mean, we killed the Ragesians that were on their front door AND the weird biomagic monk lady (Although she said somethin’ about havin’ a master, so that’s important) so maybe they’ll see us as not messin’ around. If talkin’ nice was this much work, no wonder the other guys failed.

We DID see this thing on our way out of the tower (before the storm pretty much destroyed it). It was like a giant shark with horns and birds all around it, and it had a big eye on its belly starin’ at us. It was the BIGGEST sharknado ever. We stared at each other for a bit before it flew off someplace. Maybe the monk guys know what that thing is?

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Entry #87 -- Wherein We Find a Bullnado
...not as awesome as a Sharknado, though.

Fog fog everywhere, and man it really sucked. But we finally found something in the fog that didn’t try to kill us: A tower!

It wasn’t a really big tower, maybe like…. six-ten-feet. Ya know, bigger than a castle wall but smaller than a waterfall? Numbers are hard to guesstimate. Birdlady did some weird magicky thing with her eyes and seeds and stuff, and did some long-range scoutin’ in the window way up there.

She like… stood up like a chicken and looked below her before shakin’ off the magic. I guess the tower was actually a fake, and it was actually hidden underground… But Birdlady is good at seeing stuff like that, so whatever.

We climbed down a ladder and got to the bottom of a freezed-up pit, where some weird…. stuff sprang up and attacked! It kinda looked humanish, but it’s like…. super goopy and cold. Also they flew and breathed cold stuff at us, which was not good. But Bre charged in and fire-blasted the weaker stuff into tiny pieces and we slowly mopped the rest up.

We went to the bottom of the tower, which had a door with a weird carving of like… not good stuff on it. Storms and wind turning into a thing? It looked pretty bad. The guilder also said it was trapped and pointed at some stuff, but it didn’t look trapped to me. Then he said some stuff and I got angry and WANTED TO STAB HIM AND MAKE HIM DIE AND

We opened the door into a room with a lot of person-jars filled with green stuff. We poked around and saw people inside ‘em (that’s why they’re called person-jars). Birdlady and Rylik said they were ‘beyond saving’ and there wasn’t anything we could do for ’em. But at least we could find the guy that did it and kill him dead!

One of the person-jars exploded and a bullnado came out! It’s like a tornado, but actually a bull-person. That flies! He charged out and ran into like four of us at once, knockin’ em flat on their butts. He’s… pretty tough, but at least he still bled. I think. I didn’t really bother to check.

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Entry #86 -- Wherein Ettins Are Dumb
...and really bad at following suggestions.

I’m beginning to think we’re lost, Mr. Book. We’ve been in this fog for what feels like… a really long time.

The guilder was grumbly and mumbly, Bird-Lady and the big guy burned the dead monk’s bodies and kept walkin’ through the fog.

I thought Rylik would’ve helped me kill one of the new guys, but he said somethin’ about ‘disliking us all equally’. It also didn’t help that the guilder heard me. So I tried to ask Bre, but Laurya told me to go ‘scout ahead’. Which is impossible to do in this stupid fog. I think they actually TRUST the guy.

We walked our way into some weird mutant monster things. They looked like giants with two heads, right? Except they had like some weird wings and feathers pokin’ out of ‘em like they were supposed to fly. I think they were so stupid that they crash-landed and broke their wings. I’m not kiddin’ — They’re REALLY stupid. They also spoke Giantish, which made it reaaaaaally easy to get them to do stuff I wanted… like kill the new guys. It was Esme’s idea, which was way better than just killin’ them myself.

At least, it would’ve. The dumb things are SO dumb, they couldn’t even do THAT right! Castagrin was barely being tickled by the things and the guilder just hid in the shadows like a sneaky cheat. I mean, sure, I hid up in a tree and stuff… but Bre was gettin’ hurt bad, so I told one of ‘em I had super tasty treats and I wasn’t gonna share with him. I thought he would try to pick up a rock and throw it at me, but he CLIMBED up the tree after me. These things were waaaaaay too dumb to live. It didn’t take long for us to kill ’em all.

Let that be a lesson, Mr. Book: two-headed giants make for really bad minions.

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Entry #85 -- Wherein A Lot of Monks Learn About Grabbity
...and why trees can hurt you without doing anything

IT LOOKED BAD AND FEATHERS ARE BAD PENS. But it’s all I got for now. The monk guys here only got weird sticks with fuzz on the end to write with. I guess they call ‘em ’Cal-eeh-grow-fee’. I call ’em stupid.

I snuck around a bit in the fog (lucky me, eh?) and picked off the lightning guys while Laurya healed up everyone enough for ‘em to not die. They got kinda worried, so they started cryin’ for the help of the ‘Lord of Two Winds’ or somethin’. I thought it was gonna be some kinda super-monk, but it turned out to be a lizard thing. A LOUD lizard thing that flew around and was kind of annoying for awhile. But after we killed the lightning monks, everyone else wasn’t so confused and helped kill the monks. We were trying to NOT kill them, but since they were in trees most of the time, they kinda fell on their head and died that way. Grabbity! It’s nobody’s friend. Except ghosts. And birds. …A lot of things, now that I think about it…

ANYWAYS, we tried to keep a few alive, but between Grabbity and the loud lizard roaring them into the rocks and tree, I think only one managed to stay alive. The guilder tried to fish some info outta him, but after talkin’ to him for a bit, it looked like he was just doin’ his job of guarding the FORBIDDEN valley of doom. I did kinda feel bad for a bit, but he WAS just about to kill Bre and Rylik and the two new guys, so it was kinda like… I had to pick one, y’know?

Anyways, the guilder got angry and kicked the guy in the teeth, makin’ two of ‘em fall out. Somethin’ about ‘whistling with the wind’ or something. I really wanted to stab him after that (although Esme found it funny. She’s got a weird sense of humor). Bre kinda shook her head at me, which is Bre-talk for ’I’ll handle it’ and told him to ‘clear it with the group’ before doin’ that kinda stuff.

I think we oughta just kill him.

Anyways, we’re doin’ some more walkin’ in this fog later. I’ll write when we get to another good rest-stop, Mr. Book!

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Entry #84 -- Wherein We Check Out The Forbidden Valley of Storms
Who cares about 'Permission'?

I don’t even remember the kid’s name. Y’know, the one we went to go save? It’s prolly not important.

We ran down a bit when Bird Monk Guy showed up and was all like “Hey, need help? I can totally do that.” We didn’t really talk about details much, since there was that kid that needed saving and all. He DID mention that since that Balance trillith thing is in his head now, that ‘laziness’ aura might help during the fight. And it did! After we kinda… worked around it.

When we got to those invisible body-snatchers, Laurya said there were three of ‘em floating around, but it was kinda hard to tell since they like to hide in plain sight, kinda like see-through bed-sheets that turn sideways when you don’t want them to. Everyone also felt really slow when Bird Monk Guy went up to get their attention, so it took a bit for everyone to shake it off and keep away from him so they didn’t get lazy again. Trilliths are weird. Crazy strong weird, but weird. Wonder what it would be like having one for a friend? One that didn’t speak in circles and stuff.

Anyways, we killed the invistalkers dead and Bird Monk Guy decided to take the kid back to town while we went on to check out (dun-dun-DUN) the FORBIDDEN VALLEY OF STORMS. Which sounds a lot like that one other forbidden place we went that was on fire forever, except it’s storms instead of fire. I kinda miss that place. It’d be a lot warmer than it is now. It’s supposed to be spring, but it’s still super cold and stuff.

The guilder wanted to scout ahead of us, which sounded like a super-sneaky-guilder thing to do (like tellin’ his buddies to set up an ambush and kill everyone) but it got really foggy as we got closer to the valley. It didn’t seem that far (maybe like a day away) but it’s kinda hard to keep track of everything when there’s fog everywhere you turn. Also we got jumped by a bunch of lightning monks that shot bolts out of their fists. That kinda sucked.

Bird Lady and I managed to jump outta the way while everyone else got sucker-punched and wound up seeing stars… if stars were like… more lightning bolts. It looked pretty b— hid— (dry pen scribblings)

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Entry #83 -- Wherein General Sigma's Pet Dies
Spoilers~

We didn’t have any trouble killing the guys that were supposed to ‘soften us up’. He was probably thinkin’ we were super-weak. Since he was a coward for lettin’ other people fight his fights, I strung up the road all pretty with his dead friends. Mr. Meatbag didn’t like the idea, but a few extra stabs made him sit still and not so wobbly.

Everyone tried to hide, but when General Sigma finally came, his pet was able to sniff out most of everyone’s hiding spots. Except me and the guilder, but he’s supposed to be sneaky. It didn’t matter too much in the end, since the elves all exploded magic in their faces. Y’know, fire and light and shadow magic stuff. It’s all really flashy and stuff, but I liked throwin’ daggers into Sigma’s stupid pet…. thing. A Destroy-chan? It made a funny noise when it died.

Sigma learned real quick that we were gonna kill him really fast, so he threw his sword away and surrendered. Like a coward! I wanted to fight more, but everyone wanted the blood to stop. I guess, but they started it! Still, Bre said it was better for the town to not hurt anymore, so I guess that’s fine.

Anyways, the general and his army ran away, and the town was all happy about not dying today. But the guilder and the big guy heard some kid get dragged away by… something? I dunno, they said it was invisible. It sounded like it went into the Forbidden Valley, which kinda sounds like a trap. But we were gonna go there anyways, so I guess it’s no skin off my nose.

I’ll write again later, Mr. Book! Maybe there’ll be something that isn’t afraid of dying for once!

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Entry #82 -- Wherein We Learn About General Sigma
He's either really cunning or really stupid. My money's on the stupid.

We took the innkeeper guy back to Eresh, and everyone was in a panic about all the soldier guys ready to raid the place. Breora gave some fancy speech and got ‘em worked up to smash the Ragesians’ faces in. I guess since they live by the monastery, they know how to punch people really good, like the monks.

We were gonna charge in with ‘em, but some enemy-scout-runner-guy saw us and gave us a message that ’General Sigma’ was challenging us personal-like. Since that was our plan anyways (kill the big bad, the littler-bads all run like cowards) we went along with it. We thought it might’ve been an ambush, and we were kinda right. They sent in some flunkies to fight us and try to wear us out.

The first group was pretty squishy: just some archers and soldier guys. They had some sneaky types, but they weren’t very good at sneakeries. At least, not so good that they could avoid getting a dagger between the ribs. Hehe~

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Entry #81 -- Wherein I Skip a Lot of Entries
I'm not lazy! I'm just... preoccupied~

I found you, Mr. Book! I knew you were somewhere in my pack. Maybe you’re learning how to hide from watchin’ me or something. I mean, if people can learn from books, books can learn from people, right?
I’m gonna skip a bunch of numbers because it’s been awhile and I don’t wanna write a bunch of numbers just to catch up.
SPHINXES. I tried to sneak by ’em and it heard me so it roared and woke up everyone. So we had to kill a LOT of people. Funny thing… when we killed the wizard guy that Lord Gallows told us to kill, the sphinx stopped fighting us and was kinda nice. Not nice enough to help us kill more people, but nice enough to stop clawing Bre in the face.

We also had to burninate some catapults and other stuff, which was easy enough. We didn’t have to sneak around sphinxes so it was easy to get to them without being spotted. They spotted us AFTER we already ruined their stuff, so we had to head back under the tunnels so they could cola collapc seal it back up.

As much as I wanted to nap after all that nightcrawlin’, Lord Gallows told us that the REAL fight was gonna start. And it did. With a bunch of armored guys on horses and stuff, we had to go in and “hold the line”. Whatever that meant. So, Bre and Nadia were all pumped up and heroic-like, but I just wanted to stab stuff and then everyone charged and there was a lot of screaming and blasting and fun stuff and lotsa blood—

But after only like a few hours, we got pulled out by Lord Gallows again. He said that us winning was a sure thing, so he wanted us to be fresh when we rode out back to Steppenwolf’s place to play out the “victory march”. Or something like that. It sounded boring. And it was. There was a lot of talking, but I didn’t pay much attention until Steppenwolf said there was gonna be a party! Games and tournaments and snacks and fun and all the things! Bre, Laurya and Rylik thought that Steppenwolf was doin’ stuff sneakily during the party to kill Gallows or something, but me and Nadia didn’t really care. FUN TIMES!

We went around town and played all sorts of games! Three Cups, a Talent Contest, and a JOUST. I got to ride a horse and smack guys off theirs with a stick! Everyone thought I was dumb for trying (maybe not the commoner’s joust, but I joined the main one), but they sure shut up after I clocked the first noble guy into next week. They thought it was a fluke, but after the second and third guys, I even got people cheering for me! It might’ve been Nadia and Laurya’s help workin’ the crowd, but whatever. Still, I lost the finals. The other girl was REALLY good at smackin’ people off horses, but I stayed on as long as I could… I just… fell asleep after the fifth or sixth stick-to-the-face… Shuddup Mr. Book I can tell you’re judging me.

While we were walkin’ around, Bre and Rylik heard some shady stuff like people bringin’ in barrels to the dungeons and the normal cooks for the castle being kicked out… and warned Gallows about possibly being poisoned. He had his magic guys throw a spell on him to make sure that didn’t happen, and figured he’d even ask people to swap dishes with everyone. I guess it’s a normal thing that happens in castles, because that just sounds really weird to me. My food is MY food, after all.

Either way, we figured we’d check out the dungeons sneaky-like and make sure everything’s on the up-and-up. We had to kill some undead stuff in the sewers to get there, but it’s a good thing we did. Remember that Ragesian diplomat guy? He was there, bein’ all “Ha ha, I’m gonna poison everyone at the party to make everyone crazy and kill each other and no one will blame me!” We killed him dead. I accidentally broke his mask too. I dunno why Rylik likes collectin’ them. I mean, I have stuff from people I like, but why would you collect stuff from people you hate? Maybe Seaquen has a contest for collecting the most bear-skull-masks.

Right, everyone was in trouble! We broke into the giant eating hall and said ‘DROP THAT FORK." At least I did. The others kinda explained it better to everyone. It was a bit late, since some people already had some food. Also, King Steppenwolf didn’t like us (and he might have been a bit crazy at the time too) and tried to kill us. And his gnome advisor person turned into a crazy snake monster trillith and also tried to kill us (we weren’t surprised by that last bit). Her name was Madness! We killed her… I think. I mean, she kinda disappeared into nothingness and laughed. Which isn’t like the time we killed the fire stag monster in the forest, since he kinda burned up into nothingness. Okay, maybe it’s kinda the same.

Madness DID kill Steppenwolf, though. That wasn’t our fault, but we couldn’t really fix it after it happened (He kinda turned into nothingness, too). Still, it’s not all bad! Lord Duke Gallows became KING Lord Duke Gallows, even though he wasn’t terribly happy about how he became king. Still, for saving Dassen from killing each other, we got rewarded with… some plots of land. Everyone seemed more-or-less happy with it, but what am I gonna do with a bunch of dirt? I didn’t like it, but I got nudged in the ribs a lot, so I just took it anyways. Nadia was super thrilled, and even got to stay to help the new king since his old gnome advisor person turned out to be evil. At least I know THIS gnome advisor was totally good. I still have her bracelet so I don’t forget her!

We had to get back to Seaquen to let ’em know that we did our job (to make sure that Dassen had our backs to help fight Ragesia), but we got held up in Vidor (the swamp place) again. Some trolls were kidnapping people and eating them, so Bre and Laurya wanted us to help them. We had to chase the trail down to some pyramid thing like the one where we found the attercops at, and killed them all! It was easy since I had my fire-dagger, but the others kinda had to scrape up ways to get fire to burn them to death.

After we killed those trolls, we made it back to Seaquen. We got to eat at a fancy dinner and were told by the Headmaster guy to go to the Monastery to the north, since the guys they sent up there didn’t come back yet. Then Katrina shows up and introduces us to Three-Weeping-Ravens (Bird Guy for short—don’t tell him that, though). He said he’d help guide us there, since it’s somewhere in the mountains and it’s kinda easy to get lost up there. Also, we had to teleport there with the help of the Wayfarer’s lady-boss (which normally would kill us, but we had super-magic to make us immune to fire for the trip. Which is probably good, since we traveled through Hell to get to where we teleported to). It was kinda fun, but landing made us all sick. Also, we landed in a cage of death-doom-trappery surrounded by guards, so we had to tell them we weren’t Ragesians. They believed us, since we weren’t orcs or that kinda stuff.

We talked to the lord guy of the place, I-Forget-His-Name, and he didn’t really seem to care about the Ragesians, since his buddy Pilus said they weren’t a big deal. We didn’t really care either. We wanted to talk to some monks, not this guy. I DID talk to his “harem” though. He seemed kinda new at the whole ‘King-Lord-Boss-Guy’ thing, and just wanted to be lazy instead of getting things done.

So, we made our way to the mountains where the monastery was supposed to be. It was a LOT of walking and stuff, but Bird Guy led us there. We got jumped by some Ragesian guys on the way in, but a dwarf jumped off a cliff and helped us kill them dead. Thorfin wanted to go to the monastery too, so we let him follow us there.

When we got to Eresh (the place where the monastery is at), it was already under attack by the Ragesians… kinda. They were just sitting outside, with all the swords and spears and stuff… but not doing any attacking. We just walked right in, while they were like “Wait. No. Stop. You’re not allowed to go in. Yawn.” It was even worse inside, since everyone was like that inside. Just… lazy and not all there. We did some talking around and figured we’d go talk to the monastery people straight away. We got sidetracked a bit by a lady acting all spooky, telling us we were upsetting “The Balance”. Still, DUTY CALLS and we tried to talk to the monastery people. On the way up, we got attacked by some wind monsters! I guess they were guardians of the path, but when we gave them the secret password (given to us by some monks that were with us) they still attacked! Jerks. After all that, we finally… FINALLY made it to the monastery.

They wouldn’t let us in. They didn’t want anything to do with us until we fixed whatever made everyone in Eresh all lazy and not care about stuff. Since we couldn’t really bust the door down and make them listen to us, we had to go back down and figure out how exactly we were gonna do that. Maybe just thinking about it fixed it, because when we came back down, everyone started snapping out of it. It was both good and kinda bad, because since everyone was so lazy, some of the soldiers were relaxing inside the city when they woke up and figured they would kill some people on the way out. We thought about killing them first, but they took hostages! Cowards. Esme really wanted to just kill them, but Bre and Laurya got them to run away instead of killing their hostages. I guess it’s probably better this way, but less fun.

One of the townsfolk thanked us for makin’ sure no one died, and asked us to follow him. We found one of the guys that was sent up here, Eril! (Torrent totally has a thing for him, I guess. I’m betting it’s a bow, since he’s a ranger.) He was pretty banged up and not really fit to do much help, but he did let us know that there’s somethin’ weird going on in the Forbidden Valley. It’s Forbidden for a reason, ya know. The storm there has been going on for years (almost similar to a certain forest that was on fire for years). We were gonna check it out, but someone else in town woke up and told us to follow HIM. So we did, and we met that one spooky lady from before! Except she was like super tired and resting in a bed. Dying. And also spontaneously changing into a guy and then back into a girl again.

It was weird. She called herself “Balance” and spoke all weird, like with “Metal-fours”. Y’know, like ‘The mountain will never bend to the wind, no matter how hard it blows," and stuff. Then, me and Esme figured out that she was a trillith! Like… not murder-death-kill like the other ones were, but nicer? I guess because ’balance’ doesn’t sound so stabby compared to ‘madness’. Somehow, she made all of Eresh all ‘lazy and stuff’ to ‘preserve the balance’, probably with dream-dragon-mist-magic. But when WE showed up, we kinda upset the balance. OH~ I just got that!

Anyways, Esme knew that trilliths could like… hide in a person’s head, or something like that. It’s hard to explain. It took a LOT of convincing to get Balance to go along with it (because she didn’t seem like a bad trillith) but we got her to hide in Bird-Guy’s head! It’s not that bad, but it does get kinda crowded at times. Bird-Guy got tired from having a near-dead trillith kinda sap at his life-force to not-die, so Thorfin took him up to the monestary while we figured out what to do, now that everyone is finally waking up from Balance not making everyone lazy.

Some more soldiers woke up, and were yelling about throwing the innkeeper off a cliff! Bre and Laurya didn’t like the sound of that, so we went over to kill them before that happened. More people were waking up, I guess, since some guys named Castagorn and Eoin showed up to help. Castagorn, the big guy, didn’t seem like a bad guy, but Eoin (who might be a girl? It’s hard to tell with elves) is a guilder. Or works for some assassin’s guild. Or something? Either way, we don’t trust guilders. They all deserve to die horrible horrible deaths with their guts hanging out their throats and—

We saved the innkeeper guy, even if he got slashed good. We to— took him t— (scribblings of a dry pen)

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Entry #65 -- Wherein I Try Sneakeries
...I never had to sneak past Sphinxes before...

So….. Lord Gallows woke us up super early to do some sneakeries before the big fight. Simple stuffs, like assassinating a wizard and busting up some siege weapons. We thought it’ll be fun, so some guys dug underground a ways to the main enemy camp so we could get as close as we could. Then we snuck around and found the wizard’s tent. It was kinda odd: the guard guys around the area were kinda dazed or somethin’ and there was a sphinx sleepin’ next to the tent. I figured I could try to sneak in and do a quick stabbification and make it super fast… but SPHINXES! They must have super sharp ears, because it roared as soon as I got close to it.

I blame Esme. Not because it’s her fault or anything, but it’ll make me feel better about myself.

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